Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML
Today, I was walking in the woods with the girl I like when I saw a vine overhanging a small creek. Trying to make her laugh, I took off my shirt and started swinging on the vine like Tarzan. The vine snapped and I fell into the creek. Guess who's missing half the skin on his back? FML
Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
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Kenik 6
Well climb back up there and push her down!
yummycupkake 0
did she at least push you into an area where there was grass? that means she cares :)
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Comments (256)
someairforcedude 0
Tell her that there is no insurance payout until after you are married, so stop trying to kill you already
MMachina1 0
We'd all be better off if that Newton didn't discover gravity... damn you Newton and your Laws!! lol.
luisAngelMarrero 0
ok, u fell down.... then u get a big brick... and use her as target practice , if u hit her . scream out loud "+50" xp points =D
jorgethekilla13 0
ur cutee lol
WhiteRangerKid 5
lmfao!!!!
snade 0
um... maybe she got a little too playful?
zinkcalls 0
to better protect yourself from mayhem like me choose allstate...
skikid 0
uhh bad news bud i think the girl you like is a monkey
tstevenson 0
pity sex!!!
bluemoongirl 4
she's trying to kill u! just saying(: