Awkward and Love: Taking it too far

Taking it too far

By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

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By Loser - 08/06/2018 01:30

Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2020 20:02

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2024 05:00

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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

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Kenik 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:01

Well climb back up there and push her down!

yummycupkake 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:01

did she at least push you into an area where there was grass? that means she cares :)

Comments

johnamy1031 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:22

YDI for getting pushed off by a girl

HansHansen 8

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:29

You should beat the shit out of that ****.

brookig 10

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:41

78- You should KNOW how to spell before you dish it out on someone else.

brookig 10

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:46

Did she do it on purpose?

marlarooNaps 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:47

I like this girl...:)

Katiee97 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 10:19

i'm liking this chick:D

Thebluesteel1 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 10:51

she must like it rough

jadane_fml 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 11:14

ice burn

VMF 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 11:54

did you punch the bitch?

PapSmearNinja 4

Sunday 10 July 2011 12:41

hahaha. kick her right in the box.

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