Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML
Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
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Ian7890 23
Just ignore them, that seems to do the trick
Ilikepie467 10
C4 IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
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123edud 6
Stuff like that happens a lot on the interstate when I drive cross country. Just ignore them, it usually helps
TheTeacher34 5
Just push the brake hard a couple of times really hard.They will be responsible if they crash your car.At least it's like that here..
SobrietyKills 14
That's awful advice. I know tailgating is douchey, but what if that causes an even worst wreck?
brodinn 3
I thought all Canadians were nice... I'm sure he said sorry afterwards.
xaru 21
Go into a supermarket or something and stay there for like a day
jsp16 24
"Candy Cane"
bentyr 7
Don't know how it is in your part of the world, but almost regardless of what someone else did, you run into something, it's your fault. If someone is driving like an idiot, and you can't shake him, pull over and stop. Morons tend to get bored parked up somewhere.
wildstarfall 6
you should have called 911 you never know what guys like him are up to you should still call now
ZombieSazza 34
Why didn't you confront him when he stopped behind you when you pulled over? I really hope you got his plates because tailgating is dangerous driving and it causes further dangerous driving, so you'd be well within your right to report this ********.
rawlings123 17
That was all your fault. Just drive normal.
mt631 18
He's way too immature to drive.