Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML
Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
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Ian7890 23
Just ignore them, that seems to do the trick
Ilikepie467 10
C4 IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
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kotake 7
Honestly just pull over and report their license plate. Or take 3 minutes out of your commute to go off an exit then hop back on so he finds someone else to mess with. If police come and see some asshat tailgating they're gonna arrest him.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Either it was your dad messing with you..but he would have gotten out of the car if you crashed..so it is...stranger danger..maybe he is actually a secret stalker you have that you didn't know you had till now. I would invest in security cameras around your house.
nyaworld 7
I logged in just so that I could thumb down your comment.
Akerra89 14
Call the cops, should have been the first thing on your mind.
nyaworld 7
You should run your theory by a professional driving instructor, or better yet, a veteran police officer to get informed of how your actions are actually considered aggressive and risky driving.
PeachiePrincess 16
Sometimes you just have to do your best to ignore them, or else you'll end up getting in a wreck (like you did).
furbyface711 9
When he followed you into the parking you should have taken his plate number down and called the cops.
Criticalvector 4
either break check him or just ignore it
Xkillz302 10
give em a good scare just speed up abit and pull the ebrake they will either slam into you or stay away
likice93 7
Where are you from cuz I know someone that was having a problem with same kinda thing
chosha_fml 27
A car was doing that to us one night, even when we pulled over. The thing that finally sent them on their way was me driving into the car park of the local police station. Such assholes.