Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML
Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
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Ian7890 23
Just ignore them, that seems to do the trick
Ilikepie467 10
C4 IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
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Comments (133)
kelsorg 21
keep your eyes on the road! screw that dude.
91hayek 31
Why would anyone do this? Waste their own time and fuel? If I were you I'd be questioning my sanity. I'm not saying you're nuts, just that I have a propensity for paranoia and need to keep it in check.
lulinator 40
Should have just pulled over, or into a parking lot, he would have gone away.
slyde32 12
when you read a post on here, how much of it do you read?
rocker_chick23 27
Re-read the FML. OP stopped on the side of the road, and so did the asshole tailgating him.
Gremlinek 16
Call police or better yet pull next to police car and tell them someone been shadowing you + give them his license plate. In Easter Europe common way of stealing cars is causing fender bender and then forcing driver out of the car at gun/knife point.
tina326 16
Insurance scam?
khaled_almu 13
If u called the cops maybe that will less damages
awsomeandlegend 3
That was fun I didn't know I messing with u hahahahaha
Mynamewontfi 40
I'm not gonna believe it was really you, but still, you're an idiot if you think shit like this is funny.
drewflav 17
Should've just slammed on the brakes and let him hit you. You'd claim 100%.
ADTRfan3 9
What is op?
rocker_chick23 27
It means orgasmic peaches
z3r0d4z3 22
origami potatoes.
Mynamewontfi 40
Omnipotent Panda.
Emily062611 6
I don't know why it's so hard to just tell someone what it means. Different abbreviations can mean different things depending on the context and the best method is to ask the person using it what they meant. No need to be rude.
wvcheesehead 13
Show him your pistol through the window, oh never mind... you are Canadian.