Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML
Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
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Ian7890 23
Just ignore them, that seems to do the trick
Ilikepie467 10
C4 IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
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Comments (133)
C0mpl3xity 7
You could've called the police in this situation possibly even 911 instead of the tip hotline saying there was a reckless driver harassing you. All on the side of the road of course.
Animekid126 13
Maybe the person was trying to get you crash into him for money :pp
stiffster 5
chill 007
nurchok 15
Why didn't you just call the cops? Petty sure there is a charge for tailgating and reckless driving. You could've slammed on the brakes until he ran into you, then it's his fault...
brooklynsbaddest 1
Wha... That's makes no sense.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
I would have let him get in front of me again and then make a quick turn and head for the nearest police station. You were only trapped in the situation because you allowed it.
dxshaunxb21 3
Pull into a police station next time U never know what they are planning
TechnoStew 21
I would have pulled over, and if he had followed, I would have gotten out and beat the hell out of him.
Annihilator257 15
If you slammed the breaks and he hit you he's legally at fault
LyricaSilvan 30
I was with you up until "trying to speed away from him." That part was your own fault.