not_very_smart 24 July 2013, 06:44 United States

Sweaty

Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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crossfitter 21 May 2015, 12:22

Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML

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rowanjusmc 26 October 2011, 04:31 United States

Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML

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Anonymous 27 June 2013, 20:27 Las Vegas, United States

Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML

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Anonymous 9 April 2023, 18:00 United States

No control over my limbs

Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML

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Soap0015 16 August 2012, 09:57 United States

Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

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bcoper This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

I've had enough

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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iltdtsm 15 August 2009, 16:58 Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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Icci 12 December 2009, 22:54 United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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myheadhurts 12 November 2013, 02:14 Vancouver, Canada

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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yuhan 22 July 2018, 19:00

Today, while walking around outside with my friends, I was told that I have no right to complain about the heat since I'm not fat. Thirty minutes later, I had sweat out all the liquid in my body and promptly passed out from heat stroke. FML

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isallwaysme 27

24 July 2013, 12:23

i have never seen anybody sweat that much before. i would assume you were literally sweating enough to fill buckets

isallwaysme 27

24 July 2013, 12:27

for your consideration; the following comments have/will never been/be funny;--Shitty situation--sticky situation--slippery situation--etc..please stop posting comments like these for the sanity of others. thank you very much.