Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, while walking around outside with my friends, I was told that I have no right to complain about the heat since I'm not fat. Thirty minutes later, I had sweat out all the liquid in my body and promptly passed out from heat stroke. FML
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Top comments
isallwaysme 27
i have never seen anybody sweat that much before. i would assume you were literally sweating enough to fill buckets
isallwaysme 27
for your consideration; the following comments have/will never been/be funny;--Shitty situation--sticky situation--slippery situation--etc..please stop posting comments like these for the sanity of others. thank you very much.
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Comments (58)
buddy51 23
Don't sweat it, OP, I'm pretty sure you have enough liquid assets salted away that you're not going to be drained by the medical bills press-pired into your damp palms.
Wizardo 34
This is when you start asking yourself why not have PE lessons outdoors?
wrwrestler13 4
At least you're at the gym! Try doing more weights tho and sprinting/high intensity cardio, the whole zumba/yoga thing really doesnt do a whole lot to get you in shape. (And I assume she was doing zumba/yoga because those types of classes are the ones that have you on the floor, that and ab work)
radmuffin 12
Actually, Zumba has you on your feet the entire time.
Zen_Mei 17
#24 You obviously haven't tried Zumba before
football98_fml 20
well, now you know that youre gettin somewhere...
blankjack 6
Pool of sweat?!
tiatialiu 6
Be careful next time.
MidnaLink 35
I think your username should be not_very_lucky, instead of not_very_smart.
Futacy 30
I guess you could say you're drop-dead hot.
Crometer 23
That sucks OP, hope it gets better soon.
SolarFlare 20
No towel? FYL OP