Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, several Ukrainians didn't believe me when I said I was American. Apparently I'm not fat enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
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possumisawesome 0
I guess people assume Americans are fat like they assume Canada is a barren winter wonderland where the inhabitants live in igloos, ride moose and polar bears, and are governed by Tim Hortons. :P
fits138 0
maybe he was joking...? I thought it was funny...
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Comments (474)
chrisbreshears 0
I'm the best. I'm the healthiest. and we got some damn good tech.. well, actually the USAF does... lol. along with USN... and USAR has some cute stuff... so I dunno who you think is better than our military. go on, hit me with wutchu got son.. U.S. Marine Corps lean, mean, killing machine.
akkimber 0
I'd like to meet OPs boyfriend. he will get a bullet between the eyes. another American steriotype (that is actually true): WE HVE THE BEST DAMN MILITARY IN THE WORLD. SEMPER FI
chrisbreshears 0
**** yea!!!!! let the bodies hit the deck!! U.S. Marine Corps!!
tikimuppet 11
That is the funniest thing I've seen all day!!!!
GetaLifePlease 0
heski isski rightski!!
brianjman14 23
im american and this made me laugh. rofl, but were not all fat just blame mcdonalds
jonnyboy2010 0
that's what you get for haveing a ****** nasty peice of shit russian for boyfreind......ydi for that!!
cmac86 24
deport his soviet ass back to Siberia! (yes, i know the soviet union is gone, but still).
tdkage 0
MMm.... #314... Siberia still exists :P
CharlotteRx 4
YDI. If you feel bad about your weight, start losing it. If you lose the weight, you wont need anyone to cheer you up because you will know how great you look ;]
xoCOURTNIEox 0
ha I'm from America & Kentucky at that..it is true that there are alot of fat people in America..it's bc of all these damn fast food restuarants !!! we are just mainly lazy bc most ppl won't get out & walk off their fatass..I defiantly keep in shape though :)
CharlotteRx 4
Agree! No matter how many fast food restaurants are out there, we are responsables for our own health and fitness.
foodlover123 0
at 317 u r sooo right but I'm Colombian so I'm safe
vvvvvsss 0
**** russia