Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, several Ukrainians didn't believe me when I said I was American. Apparently I'm not fat enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
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possumisawesome 0
I guess people assume Americans are fat like they assume Canada is a barren winter wonderland where the inhabitants live in igloos, ride moose and polar bears, and are governed by Tim Hortons. :P
fits138 0
maybe he was joking...? I thought it was funny...
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OjoS_TaPaTioS 0
#104: There's many more Mexicans in California than there is in Texas, so don't blame the fact that Texas is the fattest sate on us. Most people immigrating aren't even fat you idiot, they're obviously coming out here because they're struggling to make a living out there. Many gain weight until they come to the United States actually. blame yourself and your food choices, not immigration from Mexico, which I'm sure you are implying you ignorant bigot.
OjoS_TaPaTioS 0
#380: Feeling a bit threatened by us "beaners" there? Xenophobia in this country won't get you anywhere. Get over it.
darkangel47 0
yes. and we canadians do not live in igloos or only hav mounties as cops or hav pet polar bears
EnaBoC 5
Lols, YDI for being American. xD xD I kid, I'm sure he didn't mean it that way =P
thefmlinator 10
he he he he he he fat yanks
abimack7 0
you shouldnt be upset!!! You have a HOT RUSSIAN BF!!! i would kill for one of those! ;)
abimack7 0
omg im colombian, too!!!
FMLsohardithurts 0
ydi for being fat AND dating a fit russian
desser627 0
awww, the russians, so truthful :P
GoArmy6624 7
ydi for dating a communist