Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, several Ukrainians didn't believe me when I said I was American. Apparently I'm not fat enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
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possumisawesome 0
I guess people assume Americans are fat like they assume Canada is a barren winter wonderland where the inhabitants live in igloos, ride moose and polar bears, and are governed by Tim Hortons. :P
fits138 0
maybe he was joking...? I thought it was funny...
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Comments (474)
saunder 0
haha fat or stupid thats right :D
heresy_smb 0
I don't think he tried to hurt u;) Prob he tried to make a joke, but he def failed:D ps i enjoy watchin how ppl enjoy discussing Russia;) yep, I m from there lolz
pandabear360 0
according to news and stuff americans are starting to become more health conscious as the rest of the world is starting to follow our fast food diet
leeroyfan101 5
He's fit because in Soviet Russia... food eats you!
dinali 0
if the idiot comment was directed at me, I'm the 2nd in my year at school
theanonimouse 0
Wow, that doesn't say much for your school then. :/
dinali 0
well, fair point, but still, it's not like Americans are increadably stupid. we put man on the moon, we made the nuke, we made aircraft, we are currently the only particle accelerator smashing antimatter rather than normal matter, we invented rifling, blood transfusion, and gps. in short, generalizations prove invariably wrong, and American ingenuity is not dead in the 21st century. our schools just suck like hell
theanonimouse 0
"was a German immigrant to the US" Sounds like he was American to me. If you didn't count immigrants to America as Americans, then America wouldn't exist!
Despina 0
401 that's exactly what I heard during the same time I heard the stuff I posted earlier xD
dinali 0
well, ok, i suppose that doesn't help my argument, sorry about the accuracy errors there
ilovenyc07_fml 0
all of you need to get a life. the US dominates , second to china. ohk? sorry but stats dont lie & all of you are ******' losers, especially if this is what you have to do to talk or debate anything.
anythingmustbe 18
dominates my ass you start wars and it isnt even your country
Samuraixman 3
hit the gym or shut the hell up