Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
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Since1998 20
Got ****** over twice
toxic_walrus 15
Remember that for when she comes crying to you about her boyfriend
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Comments (92)
martin8337 36
Was it the middle finger?
kinky44 28
Tough crowd.
urlifesuxbad 1
stop being a little bitch. we don't care either
jvelasquez 8
Wow your sister is a bitch.
dark_angel4121 12
If you were my brother, bitch would end up another color. Too bad you're not; no one ***** with my family and goes away unpunished. Sorry, about what happened though.
lizziemo79 18
Definitely using that
RhineBl 17
Punxh her. "Oops, arm spasm!"
EssieWinter 9
Ah, the love only a sibling can give.
penguin_bitchez 15
your sister is ****** funny
SatinsNightmares 17
Your sister's hilarious. Sorry your girlfriend's cheating on you though OP