Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
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Since1998 20
Got ****** over twice
toxic_walrus 15
Remember that for when she comes crying to you about her boyfriend
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Comments (92)
vikky538 29
so if I understand you correctly..you cried about your girlfriend infront your sister and she gave a damn about it... i say fyl either way...
sjbartholome 14
where do you see crying? It's not that she didn't give a damn, its that she didn't give a ****!
0h_Boy 26
Sorry that she cheated on you, but that's funny as hell
dragonrider1959 18
You've got two women in your life that are jackasses
Drnavid 13
is it really yoir sister or your brother?
tournamentdecide 33
Creative.
Whotevah 8
Your sista is a b
Saraishi 25
She's a bitch, OP, sorry you're related to her.
headofmedusa 15
At first I thought she cheated with your sister.
jerome72 14
plot twist: your sister is a negative nelly cause she was the one with your gf
worldclassrager 41
Now we know your sister isn't fond of her...so from that point she cheated on you anyway so just end it