Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
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Since1998 20
Got ****** over twice
toxic_walrus 15
Remember that for when she comes crying to you about her boyfriend
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Comments (92)
ExiledRemixx 13
If I was you I'd tell your sister go die.
wanderlust1 16
Omg I can't stop laughing srry but that was good
dDailydDosage 8
Mmmm... I don't know what to vote on this one. You'd think it would be obvious BUT what if the sister did that because she tried to tell OP his girlfriend was cheating on him before and he didn't listen to her? Or he did the same when she was in a similar situation with an ex? You never know.
redstone7693 29
Your sister sounds like quite the BITCH.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Maybe your ex cheated on you with your sister's now ex boyfriend. Might explain her moodiness.
LRSandTJB412 8
So not only is your girlfriend a bitch, but so is your sister, sorry OP.
momolisa123 6
BWAAHAHAAAAAHAAAA
zuka 7
LOL! REKT
oakcrush 16
I think we all know who his girlfriend cheated on him with (his sister).
beerlovr20 3
I would expect that from my older sister. your sister is funny.