Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
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Since1998 20
Got ****** over twice
toxic_walrus 15
Remember that for when she comes crying to you about her boyfriend
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Comments (92)
Eleora 19
Geez what climbed up her ass and died?
HarleyQuinn1996 8
OP's ex maybe?
Eleora 19
...probably... Lol
TequilaSam 6
Well that's rude! I'm seeing a lot of "sisters don't care" bullshit but as the oldest of 5 siblings I care very much when my brothers open up and tell me something personal and hurtful going on in their lives. I do my best to be there for them. But yes, I'd definitely keep this memory on the back burner for when your sister comes to you with something for sure.
juststephhere 23
Your sister sounds awful! Sorry to hear about that!
brandoneyez1 25
Sisters can be so cruel. Sorry OP. You will find another girl that treats you better.
SpeedToast 16
Booooo.
tatertotx3 16
She sounds a bit bitter.
RedPillSucks 33
Hopefully she got as many as she gave
SandyBella 17
Oh wow. Insensitive much. Don't fret, let karma do its job.
Axel5238 29
Karma is unreliable Cover her underwear in icy hot though I think is a justifiable response.
LostInTheZone11 29
Punch her and say "Whoops! Muscle spasm."
niome_fml 9
don't understand...