Today, while taking the bus home, a girl stared at me for a while before asking me if I'd ever heard of makeup. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
Today, I was sitting in the bus station when an old woman looked over at me, then said to her friend, "Young women are so pretty these days." Her friend looked up at me and said, "That's because makeup is so cheap these days." FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
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photographer49 22
You should have asked her if she's heard of not needing make up to feel beautiful.
nzhx 23
Don't take it to heart, OP. People are assholes and if you were to pay them any mind they'd win. I'm sure you're beautiful inside and out
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Comments (72)
False_Stupidity 42
My response would be "No, I've never been that shallow".
riledupdemon 3
And you should have said, "And what? Look like you? *smirk* No thanks. That look went out in the 80's."
bella_nana347 23
Don't listen to people's shit.
YFOS_fml 17
Maybe she's never heard of seldom confidence!
Hildy93 21
To which you responded, "Ever heard of being yourself" BOOM!
Destiny8745 29
But makeup doesn't make you pretty on the inside.....unless you eat the makeup. :) On a serious note, she has a shitty judgemental attitude that needs to be changed. I'm sure you're gorgeous the way you are and she was just jealous.
Chikiriwak 17
"Ever heard of respect and not being a jerk"
peteto818 28
Tell her to eat some, maybe she'll get pretty from the inside.
cheshireau 26
I'm not going to say all Australian Females are like that, but man, there are a heck of a lot of them. There shouldn't be such an obsession with something as superficial as appearance.
hoosiergirl94 31
"Did you know you're a bitch?"