Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, like many other days before, my allergies decided, "screw you, you're dealing with me year round, no allergy medicine will keep me away, and you're going to break out in sneezing fits at the worst possible moments, which includes while you're driving on the highway." Shocking that I haven't been in a wreck yet, but still… FML
Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
Today, seasonal allergies are whooping my ass again. The last time this happened was… only two weeks ago. Even more unfortunately, today also marks the day I discovered that while hot tea does help soothe my poor, inflamed throat, if I drink too much of it without a break, I throw up. FML
Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, I made the horrible mistake of leaving my car windows cracked while at work. Not only is the exterior yellow due to the pollen, but so is the interior. I'm not allergic, but you can feel the pollen in the back of your throat. FML
Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
Today, I sneezed while getting my keys from my pocket on the way to my front door, dropped them into a storm drain, and then had to explain to my landlord that my reason for needing the spare key was "seasonal allergies." FML
Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML
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mpsteve137 15
That blows like a runny nose
The_Hitdude 12
OP, you should get the official DocBastard© Allergy Fighter. A pill, you ask? Ha, of course not! It's a Medical Warrior! Doc doesn't **** around with allergies.
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Comments (98)
Trisha_aus 15
No allergy medicine?!
McKenna1234 0
Try using Claritin that's what I use and I love it I have horrible allergies but when I take Claritin then its like I don't have allergies
EricWill 1
I love the wording of this one
newmandotcom 6
YDI. You shouldn't pay $80 to go outside. You can do that for free you know.
THE_A_TEEN 28
She paid for a TICKET to go to a concert she has to PAY for. Are you semi-illiterate?
KendratheUnicorn 0
Shouldn't you know you're going to get allergies?
Awsumuzzie 12
Vader you doing? Luke, go back and everything will be fine if you take an allergy pill. Kenobi any more wasteful of your money? Yoda not really deserve this, though.
Azula272 14
This only works if you read it in a Jamaican accent.
KuchkaNumberOne 2
They make medication for that...
mars13_fml 8
That sucks big time, I would've stayed at the concert instead of going home though. If your going to be miserable anyway why be miserable at home alone when you could be at a concert?
GODert 8
I am trying to bring back to the positives Noor.
rooney0710 5
That blows.