Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like many other days before, my allergies decided, "screw you, you're dealing with me year round, no allergy medicine will keep me away, and you're going to break out in sneezing fits at the worst possible moments, which includes while you're driving on the highway." Shocking that I haven't been in a wreck yet, but still… FML
Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
Today, seasonal allergies are whooping my ass again. The last time this happened was… only two weeks ago. Even more unfortunately, today also marks the day I discovered that while hot tea does help soothe my poor, inflamed throat, if I drink too much of it without a break, I throw up. FML
Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, I made the horrible mistake of leaving my car windows cracked while at work. Not only is the exterior yellow due to the pollen, but so is the interior. I'm not allergic, but you can feel the pollen in the back of your throat. FML
Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
Today, I sneezed while getting my keys from my pocket on the way to my front door, dropped them into a storm drain, and then had to explain to my landlord that my reason for needing the spare key was "seasonal allergies." FML
Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML
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mpsteve137 15
That blows like a runny nose
The_Hitdude 12
OP, you should get the official DocBastard© Allergy Fighter. A pill, you ask? Ha, of course not! It's a Medical Warrior! Doc doesn't **** around with allergies.
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Comments (98)
Mossadchick 5
Awww I'm sorry Hun that really sucks. I'm an allergy sufferer too and I've had to miss evens because of them.
ebonyirony 29
I spend all my money on ponies. Ok not really, but I was on a pony buying kick a few weeks ago.
deliki 11
I have bad allergys as well, so bad i was getting shots for them for a while.. but have never had to miss anything because of them... I take an Allegra-D in am and Benadryl at night and keeps me going...
1crabbygirl 10
Jazz & Heritage NOLA?
husky22 0
why is this under love?
penguin_princess 0
I have allergies right now too except my eyes get really dry and so they dry out my contacts and I can never see >_
zenrael 21
You could have toughed out and taken medicine for it so ydi
mrsmillsy 10
If you wanted to go that bad, you would have sucked it up. I would have. But I'll be nice and vote both YDI and FML.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Most people who say "suck it up" for most thing usually never went through what OP went through. I honestly doubt you have allergies.
mrsmillsy 10
Fair call, I don't. I have other things wrong with me though, like screwed up feet and knees and I still play sport. I guess I just wouldn't want to waste my money.
Savannabooh 0
I'm sorry:( it'll come back to you something will happen to make up for it :)
RegenaGeorge 0
How are u a nun and ur only 19??