Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
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BussellRishop 0
should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.
hsdffk 0
....sigh yeh thats kind of sad not gonna lie... maybe yur ham wasnt good enough for her
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Comments (132)
itsgen 16
no #74 33 is rite ur just a dumb ass
frootloop25 0
Hey, it's 12 inches. I don't blame her. ;]
Skinny89 0
Is it just me or do many fmlers get broken up with at Subway? I'm keeping my distance from the place. Frootloop25, that was genius
sophiepento 0
Im surprised at the increasing amount of subway break up FML's on here.
Emilaaay_alexa 0
Aw, you sound sweet. I'm sorry :(
DangerousBabee 0
She was probably embarrased once she realized the sub was bigger than your dick. FYL.
katanphetamine 0
from the FML it sounds like she was pissed u never pick up the tab and broke up with you over it.
poopookaka 0
wow man, that sucks.. no offence but she sounds like a bitch to me. and even if she wanted to break up with you , she couldve done it somewhere private, no? and k obviously she didnt break up with him over a ham sandwich :/
gelt 0
i like ham
smartypants2712 0
lol, that's a good one.