Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 4 years ago. Turns out she hasn’t found love again since I broke it off with her for her best friend. She’s not the bubbly, cheery girl I met before. I can’t help but feel like an asshole. FML
Today, I saw my ex, who had dumped me for not being “ambitious” enough. I'd said she was just a gold digger and would die alone. She looked amazing at the fanciest, most expensive restaurant in town, and was celebrating being made partner at her law firm. I was bussing tables. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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carameldrizzle 0
moral is don't cheat
BicPlease 3
That's what I call epic karma, my friend.
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Comments (295)
premiermois 5
She's making more dough than OP and he's the one in the pizza shop. Oh the irony.
o76923 8
So you were shallow enough then to cheat on your girlfriend because of her looks and now you're shallow enough to regret it because she's rich. Nice to know that you haven't progressed or changed in any meaningful way.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Who said he cheated because she wasn't hot enough? People cheat for a lot of reasons. Maybe she was super-hot, but a self-absorbed bitch. Doesn't excuse the cheating, of course.
Miranday 0
What goes around, comes around. You know its hell when it comes through.
Offensive_fml 4
If she knew you were still working at that Pizza place, she wouldn't even let you touch her cash. She won't carry you anyway, asshole.
old09 11
he cheated once or a few time, most likely in or around high school age...who cares? she's a lawyer, way worse than anyone ever will be
EffinDelicious 3
karma is a.... & op deserved this :)
dianebites09 0
this is a perfect example of ; "thinqs happen for a reason"
borirican70 0
yea your life ******* sucks loser
SunDropGirl 0
YDI you bastard!
chessyragoo 0
moral is don't grow up to be a loser.