Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 4 years ago. Turns out she hasn’t found love again since I broke it off with her for her best friend. She’s not the bubbly, cheery girl I met before. I can’t help but feel like an asshole. FML
Today, I saw my ex, who had dumped me for not being “ambitious” enough. I'd said she was just a gold digger and would die alone. She looked amazing at the fanciest, most expensive restaurant in town, and was celebrating being made partner at her law firm. I was bussing tables. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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carameldrizzle 0
moral is don't cheat
BicPlease 3
That's what I call epic karma, my friend.
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thezero_fml 0
u fail bro
TuDii 0
cheating gets you nowhere in life.
angryoriental 0
can I get a large Canadian bacon with mushrooms and olives please, delivered?!?
Vaesive 0
You really should explain how your life sucks cause I dont see it. You created on a girl, shes successful and you're a loser. Ydi
jcdiva7 0
Ydi bozo
heavyt 0
how about one last 'mercy-****'? beg if you must...you obviously WOULD
benway83 0
I think you are seeing this the wrong way. After all, anyone who had the drive and determination to make it through 7 years of education would easily have dumped you anyway at some point. You did her the courtesy of saving her a lot of lost time figuring it out herself...after all those are billable hours now.
phosphorescent 4
It's this kind of story which makes me glad because karma obviously exists.
Cram_Burglar 0
a sex-ccessful fail. hats off to you sir, ydi
Turbo_Kramit 0
shouldnt cheat you ******* tardass. i just wish you were unemployed and practically homeless. and she gave you money, that woulda been halirious