Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML
Today, I was driving slightly off road for work to clean a well. I didn't want to get my boots muddy by walking the last 20 ft through mud, so I tried to drive through. I spent the next four hours on hands and knees digging my way out. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, our boat broke down in the middle of a lake at sunset. We called our friend for help, and his truck and trailer got stuck in mud at the boat ramp. We called the sheriff's office to tow his vehicle out of the mud. The tow strap broke. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML
Today, I was lost on a dirt road when it started raining and I got stuck in the mud, so I walked 5 miles to a farm. They brought their tractor and pulled me out, but then my key broke off in the ignition. It's my birthday and I can't get home for the party my wife planned. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML
Today, my GPS led me to a "shortcut" that took me through a winding dirt road in the middle of nowhere. My car got stuck in the mud, and the tow truck driver told me I was the third person he's pulled out this week from the same "shortcut." FML
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IAmTheHeavens 0
Wow that's retarded. why didn't your dad do it?
sirbrainiac 2
I heard OP *puts on sunglasses* likes it dirty.
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Comments (191)
debbielushious 6
totally something my family would do. I feel for you :(
buckeye08 10
they just wanted to see how tough you were. you failed.
julialoves0521 0
your dad should have done it
nikkilovescmatt6 0
wow I'm so sorry that must of sucked!
msteele1690 0
come on be my redneck girl
bewbies 3
looks like u had a good time with your dog
msteele1690 0
come on be my redneck girl
MsSoulReaper 27
I believe that a woman must be genetically changed to have similar strength as a man. Both males and females have different structures so they won't be the same. Working out can help a woman get stronger but not as strong as a man so... yeah we don't just need "a bit work".
jackt2034 0
don't you think thats a bit sexist? because, i can tell you. there are a lot of girls out there that are pretty damn strong, some even stronger than you, so I wouldn't really be talking about that if I were you. and yes, I'm a guy, but I'm knowledgable and know girls can be strong like men. the only disadvantage is men has more testosterone. caseis"closed"...
Peace_And_Love3 0
That's not very nice of them. Sounds like you need to gain some respect from them , make peace and show them your love. They should give you back the same!
ADub55 0
you sound like a fortune cookie
IsBitchBetter 1
Your family sounds AWESOME!! Ok, no really they sound like a bunch of a-holes.