Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML
Today, I was driving slightly off road for work to clean a well. I didn't want to get my boots muddy by walking the last 20 ft through mud, so I tried to drive through. I spent the next four hours on hands and knees digging my way out. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, our boat broke down in the middle of a lake at sunset. We called our friend for help, and his truck and trailer got stuck in mud at the boat ramp. We called the sheriff's office to tow his vehicle out of the mud. The tow strap broke. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML
Today, I was lost on a dirt road when it started raining and I got stuck in the mud, so I walked 5 miles to a farm. They brought their tractor and pulled me out, but then my key broke off in the ignition. It's my birthday and I can't get home for the party my wife planned. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML
Today, my GPS led me to a "shortcut" that took me through a winding dirt road in the middle of nowhere. My car got stuck in the mud, and the tow truck driver told me I was the third person he's pulled out this week from the same "shortcut." FML
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IAmTheHeavens 0
Wow that's retarded. why didn't your dad do it?
sirbrainiac 2
I heard OP *puts on sunglasses* likes it dirty.
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Comments (191)
IndiRae 9
Well if your parents are old and feeble and your the oldest, then you probably are the most suitable. But if not, your family is a bunch of assholes. I'm thinkin' the latter.
IndiRae 9
Ew. I meant, you're
dyno254 0
if shes the oldest think of how young the others are. her parents must be pretty healthy
CountryGirl111 7
aww im sorry you had to do that =(
steviiJ 2
how old are you?
laxaddict4496 0
that sucks ass give them a wet,muddy hug for me
scruffy_janitor5 1
get back in the car and touch as many things as possible
ipwnallmen 10
Mud, anyone? (if you get the reference, good on you :D ) I guess they wanted to be absolutely sure that the car was stuck before they called anyone. meh...
WCARlover 35
wow they sound nice...
lindseyluvszac 4
What do you look like? Maybe they assumed your manly exterior made up for what you lacked down there
IndiRae 9
That wasn't judgmental, and this isn't sarcasm.
madeline1960 0
you should have yelled at your lazy ass dad to do the dirty work . I'm sorry and good luck !!
Keyman1212 14
Sounds like the start to a porno.
IndiRae 9
You might just have some kind of freaky filth fetish.
tattooedcowboy 6
should of given dad a big hug after