Today, my 6 year-old daughter asked, "What would happen to me if you and daddy died?" I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said, "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
Today, my daughter is twelve and doesn’t have a single friend, despite being kind and sweet. When I asked her why, she said, “All the other kids want me to die.” FML
Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML
Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I have to figure out how to explain to my 6 year-old daughter when she gets home from school that she won’t be having a birthday party anymore, because she caught daddy having it off with the babysitter, and now we have nowhere to live. FML
Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML
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greysgal15 0
Hahaha that's classic!! She still loves you just in her 6 year old mind she prob doesn't realize what dying really means quiet yet
Luckster 0
Ouch..just ouch....even for a 6 year old saying that, that has to hurt...
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Comments (244)
shayansh 0
Tape it, then play it back for her in 15 years.
sidekickinit 0
wait... the uncle's name is Ant??
kaprookie 3
it's probably a nickname
cameron_natasha 0
my thoughts EXACTLY xD
gradschoolwoes 0
hahahahaha little sociopath!
shizzbangpop 0
#13 FTW!
Pechorin 0
Holy shit, her uncle is a GIANT ANT?!!?!?? That's ******' AWESOME!
kfnnnp 0
#19 is right. Everyone saying bad parenting or that the kid's evil is an idiot.
swodah 0
Isn't it assuring that she'll be all right - despite the possible grave situation...!?!?
boer 0
Well I could understand that view. When I was a kid, i loved going to my aunt and uncle. I could play on the computer there, play soccer with my cousins, I loved visiting them. my parents told me i'd go there if they died. I don't think i cared much..
cartering 0
Good idea 42, smack her. That way she'll start praying her mom dies instead of just not worrying that she might
Je_mapelle 0
#26: your mother's useless ? i kind of doubt that, considering she carried you around in her ****** for nine months, and then had the painful experience of child labor. you're thirty, huh. to think someone could be so immature/ungrateful at that age.
BLNovelist 0
Any dumb bitch can get pregnant, give birth, and do the minimal work possible to just keep the child alive - it takes a lot more effort and time to actually properly raise one.