Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
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Nexxion 0
Today, I called up my best friend because my grandfather had just died. I suddenly hear the sound of a zipper, some moaning, and a dialtone as he hangs up while I'm still bawling. FML
MtVernonVA 0
Then what happened?
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Comments (228)
Nakedsquirrel 5
Hahhahahahahahahaha! That owns. Not really high-five worthy, but funny. Reminds me of a GTA cutscene where Vinny is getting a BJ from a hooker while on the phone with his mother, and Toni is disgusted once he finds out who he's talking to.
KawaiiRoxas 0
oh my god! XD hahaha. i'd laugh and walk away.
CheezerX 0
haha funny but not really an FYL...would be my of a FML for the best friend
clefairycynthia 0
Oooooooooh, I get it now! But that's more of a FML for the best friend.
dlogan93 0
what a legend. thats not an FML for you though, unless the "best friend" is a **** buddy.
rwarlol 0
hey it's like completing the circle of life. one ends another one starts.
ThatsAli3 0
that was not nice of him. he's a terrible friend. And maybe it was fml i just realized my boyfriends an asshole? seriously. there are proper times, and that was not one of them. if he didn't want to stop what he was doing... he shouldn't have picked up the phone.
Ric3ball 0
LMAO
Islander_fml 5
This is pretty damn funny. Really, I don't find his actions offensive. Rather cavalier, yes, but you can still feel sorry for someone else and enjoy your own pleasure at the same time.
rakhil11 7
nice comments on this 1 lol