Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
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Nexxion 0
Today, I called up my best friend because my grandfather had just died. I suddenly hear the sound of a zipper, some moaning, and a dialtone as he hangs up while I'm still bawling. FML
MtVernonVA 0
Then what happened?
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yesmy_love 0
Soooooooooooooo.................. is this like where's waldo? are we supposed to search for the FML here? because i honestly don't see it... i give up.
curious_missy 1
I wouldve unzipped his pants!!!! I've done that before but the person on the phone didn't have a recently deceased grandfather...either way...kudos!
missus_butter 0
FML possibilities - 1) she just realized her boyfriend is incredibly insensitive; 2) she didn't like the idea of blowing him while he was on the phone with another girl.
nomorepornforme2 0
oh i didn't realize that your boyfriend's best friend was a girl which was why i was confused
shmaller 0
That guy is awesome.
kellster 2
Your bf is an insensitive asshole. And to all men, everywhere: there's no way the best friend wouldn't have known. Besides, is that REALLY how you want to treat your so-called BEST FRIEND????? How would you like it if you called your closest friend on a day when something devastating happened to you, only to discover that s/he was totally distracted by the fact that they were HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE instead of listening to you??
Alaskarocks 0
I would cometely understand. I would wanna finish and I'm sure my friend would too.
smarty_fml 0
how is this a FML again?
Familia08 0
Lmao to #87 I would let them finish what they gotta do LOL
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
rofl 34.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I agree with #6. I don't really think it's a FYL. It's... really like... **** the best friend's life. I mean, c'mon. Her grandfather just died. At least you're going to get laid. Though I also agree with #87. I would feel like shit if I was in the best friend's place. I'm contradicting myself.