Today, in the middle of hot passionate sex with my husband, he stops and tells me he won't be able to finish until I go brush my teeth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, having been in a bit of a dry spell, my husband woke up feeling frisky. I was feeling it too, but I asked if he could get up and brush his teeth as I’d already brushed mine and wanted to have some fun. Instead, he stormed off, insisting I'd ruined the mood. Sorry but morning breath is gross. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Hgielad_720 0
Awww that sucks. But that's really gross! You should brush your teeth before, OP.
funzcpl 0
ewwwwwwww! for a guy to actually stop in the middle of sex must mean your breath smelled like ass!
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Comments (62)
AdventurousM 0
Yeah, hygiene matters.. Even after you're married. It's not like you get to quit taking care of yourself just because you landed a husband. Hope he doesn't leave you for some one who takes care of their self although maybe he should..!
ultra_notorious 26
you must really have some stank breath. i bang my girl and go down on her after we wake up in the morn with no issues.
aduke1215 2
I don't blame him. That's disgusting. You should never let your breath get so bad that it comes to that. Gross.
stariee1997 16
It couldn't have been that pationate for him if he had to stop half way through. :S
whiteright69_fml 1
Stanky breath!
smilelynzi 5
Sounds like something my boyfriend would say!
fbear10 5
Ooo.. That sucks! But your husband does have a point.. You wouldn't want to have sex with bad breath....
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
So embarrassing, fyl indeed, op.
InhumanX 7
Lmao.....ewww
metroido 21
something tells me op is the kind of person whos breath still stinks despite thorough and religious daily oral hygiene