Today, in the middle of hot passionate sex with my husband, he stops and tells me he won't be able to finish until I go brush my teeth. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, having been in a bit of a dry spell, my husband woke up feeling frisky. I was feeling it too, but I asked if he could get up and brush his teeth as I’d already brushed mine and wanted to have some fun. Instead, he stormed off, insisting I'd ruined the mood. Sorry but morning breath is gross. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Hgielad_720 0
Awww that sucks. But that's really gross! You should brush your teeth before, OP.
funzcpl 0
ewwwwwwww! for a guy to actually stop in the middle of sex must mean your breath smelled like ass!
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Comments (62)
hnz 13
then maybe you could bring your hot passionate sex into the bathroom and have a bath together
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
Well after a few swallows what did you expect?
elainelovesyou 7
Ew.. brush your teeth!
carpediemryders 0
everyone is saying it's OP's fault, but did anyone think of possible foreplay, maybe she was sucking his dick or tossin his salad...lol it could have been him that made her breath stink .... I am just saying ... dick breath ass breath
DjeePee 25
Dick breath? Did you actually ever tasted a dick? Let me say you this, even if it doesn't smell as nice as it should, the smell won't stick in your mouth. Even if you swallow nobody will notice the smell of fresh sperm if you open your mouth. OP, that's the reason he told you, because you obviously didn't know how bad you smelled. And by saying 'that bad' you make the impression like you knew it was bad, 'just not that bad'. A bad breath can really ruin the mood.
sourgirl101 29
He should have flipped you over like a pancake and got you from behind! I hate bad breath too. When you have sex, you use all your senses and the sence of smell is a turn off when you're panting right in his face. Brush your teeth and come right back to bed. Not a big deal.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
YDI meth mouth
penguinazul 13
This really isn't that big of a deal. Your breath stinks. Fix it. Go back to having sex. Whoot, all done!
amandapoo 0
hello?? I need help i2omance
_vicky_luv 0
thats embarrasing!! :p
jellybean91 12
my boyfriend has done something similar tobme before.