Today, I read that using vegetable oil would give your legs a smooth feel, especially if you haven't shaved for weeks. So I tried it out. My legs felt slimy, the oil clogged up the blades, and I was reduced to shaving my legs with a naked razor head and soapy water. Endlessly smooth indeed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
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Top comments
kitsuneluvuh 12
You idiot, you use a tiny amount of oil AFTER you shave!!!
Brittneyyyy 7
I've never heard of shaving your legs with oil.... apparently it's a bad idea.
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Comments (62)
LadyEmi 15
Um, if anything, you'd put the oil on AFTERWARDS...duh
illegallyblonde 3
Honestly, all I have to say is you're retarted .
bandwork572 1
Olive oil or coconut oil. Not veggie oil... Ydt
NikiMarie22 5
you shave like normal first, then you rub a small amount of oil into your legs like lotion. it does work as long as you don't be a moron about it.
andiboo 12
Yeeeaaaahhh.. Olive oil is good for your hair and skin, but you're supposed to just use it like lotion, and only a little bit. You can use it as a hot oil wrap for your hair too. But, ya know.. Probably shouldn't use it this way again lol.
lovesuicide 7
You can't always trust Pinterest. ;(
sea_cucumber_11 11
Maybe you put the oil on after you shave? That's all I can think of
cranbe09 9
Did you get the Oil advice from Ifunny?
kittykat1501 31
Ydi for being so gullible and stupid
mulan1 8
I know a way that really works- first shave regularly, with whatever soap or shaving stuff you use. Then, scrub your legs with a solution of two parts sugar to one part oil. After you scrub really well, use the razor again. You'll shave a lot of gray gunk off, that's just dead skin. Afterwards use your favorite lotion and voila, honeymoon ready legs. Hope this helps!