Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML
Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
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Top comments
Sun_Kissed18 25
Wow, your job sucks. That is quite gross...
militarywife2b 0
lol for one I'm not from France i dont know why it says that and for two I work at a Chinese restaurant
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Comments (63)
s0lared 0
Yep. Thats a good FYL. My condolences.
militarywife2b 0
I NEED this job SO bad ... I'm moving in a month and I'm poor as it is
Capdan58 0
I was going to make some kind of snide comment about how French people REALLY like food but... Seeing as you aren't from France and were serving Chinese food I'll have to think of something else.
militarywife2b 0
HAHA well I'm glad you read my comment first
null_fml 11
That man is ****** up. Was he incredibly drunk or something? Anyway, since it's "militarywife2b" - Congrats!
militarywife2b 0
he looked sick to me ... and thank you XD my Man comes home from Quebec (he's been there for 2.5 months) in 2 days XD so happy for that but I NEVER want to eat again
Erindub 0
Where the hell do you work?! Jesus and I though I had it bad.
nnhoang 0
atleast your wearing gloves when you cleaned it... atleast I hope you were
militarywife2b 0
no gloves... The gloves are for scrubbing the floor and walls
OperationNicole_fml 0
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androgynist 0
Mr. Creosote, anyone?
sdcrazy1018 0
*shiver* nasty
frivolous 0
if someone recorded that, it could totally be the next 2girls1cup. 1guy1plate?