Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML
Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25
Wow, your job sucks. That is quite gross...
militarywife2b 0
lol for one I'm not from France i dont know why it says that and for two I work at a Chinese restaurant
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daowdedo 0
was it pretty?!
KezPez 0
This makes me giggle
militarywife2b 0
thats because it didn't happen to you
Rakshasa23 0
since you're in france I'm guessing he was some stupid fatass american who tried escargot or frog legs or one of your other yummy-but-odd treats and couldn't handle it
PinkRoseLove 0
dude, she just said she wasn't from france and she works in a Chinese restaurant. jeez
EMR_fml 0
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myfriend_youfail 3
Way to fail at reading comprehension AND make yourself out to be an ass. The poster said she was NOT from France and that she worked in a Chinese restaurant. So go to Hell. I'm an intelligent, semi-slender American who happens to love frogs' legs. So go to Hell.
militarywife2b 0
YAY! XD your awesome
FarSide 23
Well, bon appétit!
lickmyjock 0
So many shitty fml's lately
sammitysam 0
YUCK!
KillaKanibus 0
Wow...time to quit.
ehsvballchk22 0
that is probably one of the nastiest things I have ever heard! EWWWW!
militarywife2b 0
yeah i know .... lol but you didn't see it happen ... I'll never eat the rice again
sulhaq 4
I fail to see how this makes any difference to you. First of all, did he actually "throw" up what he swallowed? I doubt it. He probably chewed up his food and then felt something nasty and spit it out and put it in a corner. Second of all, even if he did actually throw it up, have some freaking balls and just wash it off with water before actually touching that spot. wuss.
theobs 1
Be grateful you don't have to worry whether your next meal will be in a couple of days. Food isn't certain for a lot of people, why is it a problem if this person wanted to salvage what he could?
boatkicker 5
OP works at a chinese food place. Chinese food is expensive. If they were that worried about when they would get their next meal they should have gone to the supermarket, where they could get probably 3 or 4 times the food for the same price.