Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I was spending the night at my fiancé's house. He knew my period was about to start, so he asked if he needed to put a tarp down on the bed. He was dead serious. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
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Top comments
nicospec 1
How about playing Uno?
mikejunior88 4
he likes you for one reason clearly. now you get to decide if you want to be with a person like that or not.
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Comments (283)
popcynical 4
someone needs to get his red wings!!!!
psycho456 0
he's got his priorities straight
rbhatt 0
Hate guys like that -_-
Nosy25 0
Leave him!!!
thegypsy 0
he didn't even try? huh.
sciopod 0
Wow, this is one of the things I really don't understand about straight people. I'm a lesbian, and if period sex were off the table, that could potentially mean no sex ~50% of the time (until both girls synch up). The solution is easy: the girl who's on her period wears a tampon and doesn't receive penetrative sex. Or, as others have suggested, shower sex! Also, orgasms do wonders to relieve cramps. Men like the boyfriend in this post are such squeamish little whimps, they really don't deserve the awesome privilege of ******* women.
butterflyz1961 2
Wow. That shows how much he cares about you.
SL33PY24 0
Hes lame. just cuz shes on her rage doesnt mean she cant give u a handy lol jk
FatMan23 10
I'm a teenage guy with a perpetual boner and I still think your life sucks. Get a REAL man.
FMLsOhilarious 6
#7 you're hot ;)