Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
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Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, I was at a supermarket when I saw a guy waving enthusiastically at me. I waved back, smiling like an idiot. He kept waving, so I waved harder, even giving him the ole finger guns. Then his actual friend walked up behind me, and I realized he wasn’t waving at me at all. The cashier witnessed everything and whispered, “Yikes.” FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML
Today, I had been working at the checkout for over five hours. Slightly tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink. He smiled and winked back. When I finished work two hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
if he wanted to talk, you wouldn't have to follow him around...he would stop. YDI.
redbluegreen 41
Even if he was actually winking, it probably wouldn't have meant he wanted to talk to you. Way to make yourself seem like a creeper.
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Comments (89)
SurpriseButtseks 0
YDI for being a creeper.
imagae 0
First of all, what kind of a guy goes to security because he's being followed by a woman? What a lame ass.
itsnotmuch 0
Exactly what #1 said : If he wanted to talk, he would've waited/stopped for you to come over.
Seegtease 0
#64, despite all the FMLs overusing proceeded, but mostly using it correctly, I think you are the first one to actually use it incorrectly. Fail so hard.
Emwo 0
If they wink, approach them and talk. Following close behind them not saying a word doesn't really make a person appealing... Wonder how the Security Cams look like though.
swagmonkey 0
#4: Totally false. If it were actually a wink, thinking he wanted to talk and/or liked you would be perfectly reasonable. I don't even think mistaking it for a wink was that unreasonable. However, once he starts walking away from you, and continues walking away when you follow in his direction, learn to take the hint. You made a mistake. Now back off.
CellophaneFlower 0
Why would you follow him around ? Even if he was interested in you , it just makes you look desperate .
mzmaverickd 7
Why would you follow someone around even if they DID wink at you? You ARE a stalker and you DEF deserved it.
nodbor 11
Do you usually get your date by going to Walmart?
richc3 0
Not -that- big of a deal, not sure why everyone is busting your balls on it. Stuff happens :D.