Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, I was at a supermarket when I saw a guy waving enthusiastically at me. I waved back, smiling like an idiot. He kept waving, so I waved harder, even giving him the ole finger guns. Then his actual friend walked up behind me, and I realized he wasn’t waving at me at all. The cashier witnessed everything and whispered, “Yikes.” FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML
Today, I had been working at the checkout for over five hours. Slightly tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink. He smiled and winked back. When I finished work two hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
if he wanted to talk, you wouldn't have to follow him around...he would stop. YDI.
redbluegreen 41
Even if he was actually winking, it probably wouldn't have meant he wanted to talk to you. Way to make yourself seem like a creeper.
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Comments (89)
wbrycem 0
75 - switch the genders around, and this guy would be getting the shit ragged out of him. I'm loving the double standard here. When the girl does it, she's dumb/cute/funny/. When the guy does it, he's a ****** serial killer. Makes a shitload of sense.
elliekinslurvsya 0
yeah...why the hell would you follow him all around?
stupidsreadthis 0
Hahahahaha
some_girl9 8
YDI. Dummy, if he wanted to talk to you, do you really think you would've had to chase him around the entire store? Get a life.
MylifeI2AWESOME 0
wow, u must be really pathetic
ninjacapo 2
cocky much
usnwife 18
I could see maybe following him down an aisle or something if he winked in a really flirty way as he was walking, but if he didnt stop to talk after that it's time to let it go! "the entire store" is very creepy...
hateevryone 15
if he wanted to talk, don't you think he would've said something? and you followed him around all because he winked??
missbadluk 0
WHO follows someone around??? I mean was he sprint running thru the store to where you couldnt "catch up?" How do you not just simply walk up to him? Do you have a walking disability or something which alters you from walking at a normal pace?? I'd call security too on you! Wierdo.
kims0706 10
So because you THOUGHT he winked at you, you THOUGHT he wanted to talk to you, so you THOUGHT it would be ok to follow him around the store. Well I THINK you're a creeper