Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Spooky season is nearly here
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29
Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.
Missjazzy123 6
Probably sacrificing her to Satan.
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VosCode 6
Its....probably best to just leave and come back later
auratemple 14
Don't worry, when they start doing it to do when you're asleep, then you worry.
xBayleex 3
Call Sam And Dean.
chessdude 8
Damn this what hogwarts is teaching kids?
IHaveThePower 18
Summoning demons is a healthy developmental step in their lives that teaches them how to make friends, how to make contracts, and how to make sure everyone in a relationship is abiding by their word. You can supplement this by asking them questions like 'what makes someone a good friend?' 'If someone is being mean, what do we do?' and other open-ended relationship questions to invite discussion.