Today, I was giving my boyfriend a long blowjob and had to pause for a minute because my mouth became exceedingly dry. His solution? Spit directly in my mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted a blowjob, shortly after we've started dating. He said to be careful because he blows a massive load. Thinking he's full of crap, I rolled my eyes and got to work. Had him going and then a massive load shot down my throat and a bunch of fire hoses sprayed out my nose. It burned so bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
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Top comments
TelevisionMan 18
Somebody's been watching too much ****.
almost_there44 26
You literally had his dick in your mouth a few seconds before that...😒
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Comments (30)
skippydoda 32
Snowball him
Lobby_Bee 18
I know sex does have some form of bodily fluid exchange, I just never thought it would be a wad of spit in the mouth. I need to give this one a try. lol
natob 2
I like it when that happens 😂🤭
hades5000 7
Gross, it's not like you swap saliva in smaller amounts all the time while kissing or anything
Surewhatever 36
Hmm. As someone who frequently experiences this problem, my first reaction was that that would actually be welcome support for my efforts. All that hard breathing can have certain effects.
Lisa Raible 7
I know yeah that a pretty odd thing to do but I'm sure spit isnt nearly gross as to what comes next
KIEdekka 14
I mean, you swap spit whenever you french him anyways, and you literally have his dick in your mouth. How is this any more dirty?
hayyad 7
As someone who isn't a big fan of kissing or oral, this is actually really gross.
CreeperReaperX 5
Yeah, cum in there instead!
anonurmom 12
His “solution”, that means two things.