Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
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Top comments
ForestFire0 1
You're pretty close though. Your boyfriend is really good at cheating. I'd review all past board game results.
teehee520 0
4 years?! Seriously? Wow...
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Comments (175)
people_annoy_me 23
FOUR AND SIX!!!!!!!!!
fantasyworld 39
Kick him to the curb. Sorry OP.
Klima_fml 29
I don't understand how people can cheat once, let alone for four years... I would feel like such a rotten douchebag
AmbrosiaFan 19
You ARE the other woman. Hopefully you both had a lovely chat on how you both are dumping his ass. Maybe time it so both of you are in the same location...
Chicolita 4
i hope you and her became best friends
lucasj23 11
I really don't know how someone could cheat that long and no one had a clue.