Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
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ForestFire0 1
You're pretty close though. Your boyfriend is really good at cheating. I'd review all past board game results.
teehee520 0
4 years?! Seriously? Wow...
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Comments (175)
Manic_Depressive 0
I know how that is. I was with my "Dream Man" for 1 1/2 yrs! We weren't "officially together", because I was underage, but still! Then one day he just stopped talking to me! I then see on his myspace that he is getting married to his off/on girlfriend of 4 yrs! Now, 3 yrs later, he wishes he would have waited for me to mature, so that we could be together right now. Karma's a B*T*H!!! :P
co0ki3 0
Agreed with #137
prisefighter 0
fiance is a man and fiancee is a woman right? so you didn't realize he was seeing someone else and didn't realize he was gay?
uchihasasuke 0
ydi because that's what I feel like voting acheivement unlocked
ohnoooes 0
Oh boy, do I know the feeling. Except... it was my fiance and his girlfriend of 10 days called me and confronted me about it. He told her that I was a crazy bitch liar. We were set to move to another state together in 2 weeks. FML. Haha.
tmanapoo 0
That guy is good. come on 4 years!
stupidfarg 0
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arfchamp 0
wow get a life get ur own man, don't take others.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
Not technically, you are the other woman.
iloveTheMiz 0
First! :D