Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag containing her Tax Materials. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
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kittycat1597 10
If you can't spell and use correct grammar, don't comment!
galaxystar2 6
Christmas card for next year!!
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Comments (64)
perdix 31
I hope she sent Grandma at least 12 shots. That way, Grandma could have the cutest 2013 calendar! A close-up of your puffy eyes could be a great April Fools and a vomit stain on your shirt would be a spoooooky Halloween fright!
HortonThelephant 15
Gosh op... I'm really sorry I vomited on you last night as I was leaving! I was hella-drunk! Raging party though!
Lant 6
Just be happy there wasnt anything drawn on your forhead
ICastillo 25
There was it said "I
gracehi 33
Dammit, ICastillo! Why must you leave me in suspense?
ICastillo 25
Where's the fun in just blurting out what it said? It's so you can use your imagination and fill in the blanks.
Myo_fml 20
Well, if she is punishing you for drinking and not joking around, she'll have gotten her point across. Nothing is worse than when a grandmother is disappointed in you -shudder-.
Kallian_fml 21
Was it your vomit? I really hope so...
DragonText 4
Well this well be a nice thing to show a reunions
sillyyanks 24
This isn't even a FML! Now if you'd ended up at your gran's house and SHE was sending the photos to your mum? Now that WOULD be lifefuck!
hipsterhunter 9
"Baby's first hangover!"
maz95 17
I hope your night was worth it!
jdm_powered 6
she's just so proud of your latest accomplishment.