Today, I was walking down the street holding my boyfriend's hand, when a seemingly sweet old man said to him, "Hey, you've got to hold her hand properly". I asked him to show me what properly meant. He licked my hand. FML
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peak4u 10
Hi everyone, some of your comments truly made me laugh. But more importantly I'm concerned for those of you who cannot understand why I'd talk to a seemingly friendly old man when I'm in the company of my boyfriend, it's just common decency my dears. My boyfriend and I have a really strong relationship and we love to annoy each other for fun, he took it jokingly but pretended to be mad at me for a minute but then proceeded to hand me some hand sanitiser ... No harm done.
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JH159753 21
That's wrong on so many levels. Stay away from him, he may do something crazy.
ruckfules85 34
Wow. Take this new found knowledge with you.
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Comments (46)
JH159753 21
That's wrong on so many levels. Stay away from him, he may do something crazy.
sayyestothedress 24
Was he a hobo?
ruckfules85 34
Wow. Take this new found knowledge with you.
schhichick 14
Its finger likin' good!!
JadeWinter 16
This is why I carry around alcohol disinfectant wipes at ALL TIMES. Well.. I don't. But. I feel like after reading this that I should.
Jameslikesguys 13
wow, what did your bf do? I would shoved him off that's really disgusting.
garrett_8614 14
Agreed, that's beyond disgusting. Who knows where his mouth has been. Part of me wonders why she even asked the old guy to show her, especially with her boyfriend right there. That definitely sucks though
gracehi 33
Turns out YOU were the sweet one! Get it? Get it? Because he tasted you. :D
ForNerdfighteria 9
*Slow clap*
wyverntail 15
No... Just... No...
jazzy_123 20
oh what a gentleman :)
Lasagnaa 24
Soooo did your boyfriend do it properly???
False_Stupidity 42
Hopefully not to the same hand if he did...
whenitdidhappen 14
then a proper way to greet such an old man is by slapping him tasteless
False_Stupidity 42
I guess that old man has the technique well and truly licked. It's always handy to know the proper way of doing things and there will always be old people willing to show us how.
CoGhostRider 31
Well did your boyfriend learn anything ?