Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Sophie's choice
Today, I had to choose between living with my overprotective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot-smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML
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squirell_AIDS69 0
Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.
austin1414 3
duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE
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theonlysweetpea 10
OP never said what he was overprotective about. Apparently the child support payments.
11jackson11 0
1. get them together 2. make **** 3. ???????? 4. profit!
canucksnhl 0
hahaha this guy
PrettyBoissuckba 0
UM Protective? Bitch Plz:D Pick The Dad! Why? Um It's Called Common Sense But Do You Like Being Free? No Offense but my best friend was in this situation and she chose her mom and let's just say that her dad was even worse before. her mom was a pot smoker. Do The Math At Leaste Your Dad Cares About You!
FFML_314 12
You Go From This, to this, Back To This. WHY? Are you trying to appear stupid or does it just come naturally?
wwerulez14 6
Dammit FFML, I wanted to be the one to say something about that... Guess I'll crawl back to my corner now...
ashisthebomb 0
this is what I call a dumb person... she isn't a b**** she's just saying that she's sad because now she has to choose which parent she wants to live with....HEY RETARD! get your facts straight
charlieohcharlie 12
If your dad is overprotective, he cares for you, thus he wouldn't "use" you for the free childcare only.
treesdevin 0
your catss awesome :D
VinceCarter 0
why does everyone comment trying to give advice, they've already made there decision and they aren't gonna pay any attention to your advice.
Selena_is_back 7
"OP, you should really go with your mom"---- ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME????
jaize 0
id pick mom. dad is overprotective ( meaning he doesnt let them have so much freedom). and uses you to watch your younger siblings all the time ( hence, the free childcare). which means hes gone a lot. at least u can tell mom ur broke and she'll leave u alone. if she was on crack, it would be different story. but weed isn't as bad as the other drugs she could be hooked on
smashingdiscover 0
You are an idiot...
IWantLamingtons 4
I'd stick with mom too I have overprotective parents..not just a dad..they never let me do anything and make me watch the younger kids all the time
artemisrox98 10
@73 So you'd rather have a thieving pothead for a mom, who wouldn't care about you one way or another? :/
simply_wicked2u 0
he's over protective but all he wants you for is childcare money. it's one or the other. but either.... I would prob choose the dad.
xXDubbleChic 11
I would go with dad