Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Sophie's choice
Today, I had to choose between living with my overprotective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot-smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML
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squirell_AIDS69 0
Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.
austin1414 3
duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE
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Comments (203)
sassyangel24 0
Uhmm, that really isn't that difficult of a choice dumb ass.
alice490 0
stfu tthat is nothing
JCo352 3
Well this was an easy one...
broadstreets 0
no brainer
EvilDave 13
Are you hot, at least 18, and want to move to FL?
skimonkey96 0
my personal advice, having also been forced to choose between 2 similar shitty living situations, is choose neither. Grab your survival equipment & wander into the woods for a while. spend some time finding your own path. but that's just me, and never let it be said that my head is on completely straight.
andreajo23 0
go with the mother maybe she will share some with you
alexxss_fml 10
hell yea!! go with mom!!!!! don't be a pussy smoke with her too!!!
someguy314159265 15
Go with neither of them, and call child services.
sylviaizzle 0
Go with your mom, haven't you ever seen Weeds? Start a pot farm in your bathroom, that way your mom has free pot, therefore she doesn't have to take your money for it, and you can make a profit from it. Go get em' kid!! Oh and you might want to invest in a gun...