Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Sophie's choice
Today, I had to choose between living with my overprotective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot-smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML
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squirell_AIDS69 0
Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.
austin1414 3
duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE
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fmlfylfaol 0
dad has some ups and downs like he is going to use child support probably for himself... the up is he is protective so if anyone robs u or hurts u he will beat the shit out of them... the mom also has ups and downs like a up is she will let u do what u want... the down is she will smoke pot and spend ur money.... my choice would be ur dad
2468bay 0
what about grandparents?
arianna18 0
Seriously?! Haha. Pick your Mom, then go and smoke a bowl with her.
chavez810 0
live with your pot smoking mom!
chavez810 0
dude choose your mom.. that's obvious that's the better choice
Savanah_Jordan 0
Hi Ok Id Go With Ur Mom Cuz Right Now I Live With My Overprotective Dad And I Would Give Anythin To Get Out. He Checks My Bookbag And Goes Thru My Stuff All The Time. It Sucks Like No Makeup Or Tighter Clothes And Nothin That I Like, Like My Ipod He Checks And Stuff So I Would Really Really Really Go With Ur Mom If I Were U.
felizabigail 0
yo daddy is best.
britter24 0
Don't feel bad. My mother's a druggy, but not a Pot-Head.
orly33 0
I'd pick the dad.
Dandukas 0
I guess you allready chosen, so if you picked your dad , could you ask mom if she's looking for a roomamte ? Oo