Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Sophie's choice
Today, I had to choose between living with my overprotective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot-smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML
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squirell_AIDS69 0
Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.
austin1414 3
duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE
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perdix 31
If you are living with your dad, then the childcare you are rendering isn't "free," it's in exchange for the room and board he provides for you. If you weren't such a spoiled bitch with an outsized sense of entitlement, you'd see that your dad is the obvious choice.
fricknugget 3
awww :(
scanlon24 0
they do background checks on the parents, liar.
ScarletRhea 0
Pot smoking mom forreal. It really depends on where yo homies is at though, thats what matters.
daydreamerxo 5
tough one, but I'd go with ur mom n lie to her how much money u hav/make. over protective dads who take advantage r the worst "/
KiloD 0
Her smoking has nothing to do with how "chill" she might be. That is a common misconception. You can be a very responsible person and still choose to smoke marijuana to relax at the end of the day. But, if she is taking your money to buy it, then that's a bad indication of things to come. Happy trails. =)
demo320 0
so who did u chose
skyiscool 0
move with your mom if she shares
zosfrosty 1
So an over protective dad, or a totally awesome mom? Hmm tough decision. And lol at all you 15 year olds with your drugs are bad BS. Talk to me in 3 years when you realize everything you know about drugs was a lie.
InBetweenDreams 0
Yeah, totally awesome mom who steals her child's money to buy weed. :/
toniidubz 0
choose your mom. high people are so fun to be around