Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Sophie's choice
Today, I had to choose between living with my overprotective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot-smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML
Top comments
squirell_AIDS69 0
Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.
austin1414 3
duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE
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vinny3 0
I would sell my weed to her :D
Samberriee 9
Shiiiit. Go with your mom. Potheads are ****** chill and you could probably stay out all night if you wanted to and she would just be all "Take a hit of this shit right here before you go sweetie." hahaha.
LouderThanEver 0
Stupid pot heads.
curleymeeehh 0
my good friends mom is a heavy pot smoker, and the nicest and best mom ever. shes cool but not like 'stay out all night' she's still responsible. but on the other hand, ik moms that smoke cigs and they're shrill and smell like nasty tobacco smoke.
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
haha id def go wit the mom
dragonrider1959 18
You are obviously immature
DestinyYum 3
:( I feel soo bad for you.
foolsauce 2
Overprotective means he must care to some extent, I'd pick the dad :p
NrdGrl42 0
overprotective means he overlycares :)
skyttlz 32
I would live with dad
zapzapp 0
go with ur dad :P
Corey2312 0
I'm 15 too
softballer22 0
no way I'm 15 too! :O and my name is Cori.
RedPanda900 0
**** no.
xXshotsXx 0
You should pick your dad
jlynntiger 0
I'm sorry, move out yourself or move in with other family. otherwise your dad.
Samberriee 9
Anyone who said YDI on this is a little stinker, lmao.
coNsperAZI 4
what is ydi
OhShuttup 0
young dangerous imps.
Lord_Osiris 0
Yiddish Defenestration Initiative. It was the method the Nazis used before the gas chambers. Worked for a while until they were tired of wiping up the splats. This is just about the most horrible thing I've ever written. Hah *grimaces.*
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Yearly Dump (inducing) Illness.
demarcusT 0
oh in that case YDI seems like the right choice
ashisthebomb 0
you deserve it....there I'm not gonna be dumb about it
deafeningsilence 8
There's always one killjoy...
ashisthebomb 0
is that killjoy your face?? because it totally just ruined my day :)
dandawg69 0
go for the grandparents or maybe see if a friend will take you. if all else fails, run
ashisthebomb 0
well she probably only has those two choices and grandma wouldn't be an option