Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Today, I was checking into a hotel with my boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room, the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us because they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML
Today, after leaving my abusive partner, I checked into a hotel through a crisis service. Since then, I've been asked to have sex for $20, and also yelled at for not driving a woman to a shopping centre, which is a 5-minute walk away. I don't drive and have been here for an hour. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, my husband got fired from his job as a maintenance man at our apartment complex for accidentally letting a hooker into someone's house. FML
Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
Today, I was waiting for my boyfriend who evidently stood me up. I waited so long, the security came up and asked me to leave, because I was scaring the staff. FML
Today, while we were in a hotel, I got so drunk I apparently couldn't find my room, and passed out in the corridor. I woke up to see hotel staff calling security. FML
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Top comments
pjsr 33
Your client must have been disappointed when he came downstairs and you weren't there. Still, sounds like some hot roleplay tonight!
LeoCor 19
You must be pretty good looking if they think you can sell your body
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Comments (29)
FMZiggy 22
At least you got a free stay out of it, right? At least I hope you did after the way they treated you...
Mario Mas 3
could be worse. they couldve said we know your a hooker cuz its not the first time hes brought them in lol but good on you, take it as a compliment that they think you that hot
Miss_080 21
I would sue
gobiteme2 34
I see you are willing to work with Sue. I bet her husband might have been happy to have a three some
jfsiv 17
there exists a line between sexy and slutty. I think you found it.
GhostFox 34
I don't think OP found a line that is literally impossible to find because there isn't one universal one. Also, most people that are sex workers that are well known enough in the trade to work hotels don't dress "slutty." Because it gets them kicked out. You know, like OP was. So they dress in ways that are arousing, but not attention grabbing at first glance.
thatslifeiguess7 16
What the devil? Did you not have the key?
hunterseal 18
You couldn't prove with your ID you were a wife and a paying guest? I smell a lawsuit
onceuponatime456 16
Sue the bastards!
natiaresi 16
Follow up needed!!