Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after wearing high heels all day, I took them off in the car, and sat cross-legged. My husband immediately threw a fit beside me, claiming my feet were disgusting and "smelled bad." He pulled into a parking lot and threatened to leave me there unless I put them back on. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML
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cBlackout 13
I know, I hate when people don't put deodorant on their feet. Read the FML before you comment please.
b00mc1ap 0
#3 deodorant on ur feet?
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Comments (109)
RunZoneFive 0
I feel you, that's harsh.
CalmBlue 0
Okay, all together now! DTMFA! DUMP THE MOTHERF**KER ALREADY! You're never going to get any where with this guy if he can't even stand to be near you without your shoes on after a hard day's work. You deserve waaaaay better. Hey, find a foot fetishist!
grimmelok 0
I don't think the boyfriend is a douche. I would do the same to my boyfriend if his feet smelled so bad I had to send his ass to the backseat. Damn!
ummmok 0
www.FWhyMe.com
ansongtao 0
Talk about a missed opportunity to nurture a woman after a long day's work. The boyfriend is definitely a douche. Dump him now.
LvHrStinkyFeet 0
If she got in my car with those stinky feet, I would have had her sit in the back seat, hang her feet over the back of my seat, and enjoy the scent of those sexy stinky toes right under my nose, all the way home.
powerslave117 0
**** yea I'd kiss and suck them too feet ftw
Laker_Fan_24 11
I would to
jkyo5 0
I would have said if u love me then u let me have my shoes off or I leave lol
pinksnow18 3
ewwwww GROSS!!!!!!!!!! ydi
powerslave117 0
can I smell your feet
powerslave117 0
seriously can you send me pics of your feet? and than maybe I could smell them??