Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after wearing high heels all day, I took them off in the car, and sat cross-legged. My husband immediately threw a fit beside me, claiming my feet were disgusting and "smelled bad." He pulled into a parking lot and threatened to leave me there unless I put them back on. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML
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cBlackout 13
I know, I hate when people don't put deodorant on their feet. Read the FML before you comment please.
b00mc1ap 0
#3 deodorant on ur feet?
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elen25 0
That happened to me once, except my boyfriend didn't tell me to sit in the back of the car. Your guy sounds ridiculous, i would have been so pissed! Were they Sketchers? Cuz those shoes make your feet smell so bad!
BvR 0
break up with that boy!!!!
avalon24 18
How do you forget to PUT ON socks (or any item of clothing for that matter)? You DON'T! You might have forgotten to grab them to put on later, but you didn't simply forget to put them on. That being said, smelly feet, well feet in general are gross, leave your shoes on and have some respect for other people. Yeah he overreacted by making you sit in the back, but not by making you put your shoes back on!
Jimmy_fml 0
Interesting taste in men you have.
j1026 0
To all the people telling the OP to break up with the boyfriend, imagine how ridiculous that sounds "Why did you and Joe break up?" "Because he said my feet stink" That's a dumb reason
nananna915 0
http://www.stopsweat.com/item/Maxim This stuff is actually really useful, and you can use it on your feet too, hope that helps! =)
nananna915 0
Also, your boyfriend is an insensitive ass @67 I'm willing to bet that making her sit in the backseat and leave her shoes on when her feet are super tired is not the first douchey thing he's done in their relationship. He sounds like an all around a-hole
RPGod 0
To the people who are getting on the OP for taking their shoes off in the car, It's a perfectly normal thing to do. If your feet hurt, it really helps to get some air.
sarumanthewhite 0
that's disgusting. girls should never have smelly feet. i'm suprised he didn't dump you.
princess333 0
# 19 props! at least one guy understands... pshh big deal .. wat kind of bf makes his so called beloved gf sit in the back of a car .. thats just bitchy