Anonymous
United States
Soaking
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
blahmina
United States
Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML
me
United States
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
ants9omarching
United States
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Furry
United Kingdom
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Username
United States
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
mei-ah
Alanis Morissette reference
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
FriendsSuck
United States
Get Back
Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML
HiRveryone
Centre, United States
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
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Doxy 22
Well, next time she asks you to wash her car tell her the same thing.
Welshite 40
Yeah, because it has an allergy to water. Come on, you should know better.
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KaitlynNeal 13
I would have walked home and dumped water on it
xTrepidation 14
She'll get over the phase eventually. Question is how long... I'd bring a raincoat and boots in my backpack for awhile just to be safe.
worldclassrager 41
She'll have a hell of a time when it's time to wash it...
captainleezy 10
What? The car is going to melt? Tell her to get over it!!
kenoswild 14
I guess she wanted to retain the new car smell also....
sassy2085 16
I feel your pain my ex husband was the same I would have to catch the bus on days it rained because he didn't want to get his car wet. This is why he is my ex too OCD for my liking.
kingbrizo 24
what does she think will happen when she goes for a car wash?
theworldismad 10
because that makes perfect sense... sorry op, maybe next time try catching a ride with a friend? I know how it feels to walk alone in the rain. creepy
WaBrewer 11
Your mother is a bitch, and a dumb ass.
ravenxcorvinus 9
sounds a lot like my mother... soon she'll call your mobile phone provider and report your phone as stolen, all whilst giving your mobile a ring to notify you that your mobile phone has been stolen and she's shutting it off.