Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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lol_everyday 0
even if it was a mouse.. why the fork would you step on it?
c0w 0
As mentioned above, why would anyone step on a mouse? Even more important, why are YOU cleaning it up? Someone here needs to take responsibility for their stupid actions.
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Jschro14 0
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I live in the country, if I saw a wild mouse in my house I'd stomp on that rodent like there was no tomorrow. However, you have to be a certain kind of special to not know the difference between a hamster and a mouse. Also, good job doing womans work. Keep cleaning. But get a smarter boyfriend. And a more responsible sibling so things like this wont happen.
hwkfan1 10
womens work? really are you that barbaric you ******* ass hole suck my dick wait I forgot that's ******* womens work ass hole
carrie21_xo 0
#11 Her sibling is in kindergarten, she isn't supposed to be responsible. And, judging by your comment, your definition of "a smarter boyfriend" would just make OP's situation worse. He'd probably step on OP's sister. Cleaning isn't women's work; it's the work of idiots like you.
Girlwithapearl2 0
Ohhh god that's horrible! Good luck explaining to those kids what happened... Maybe you should order the kindergartners to simultaneously step on your boyfriends foot. You don't step on an animal, regardless of whether it was a mouse or a hamster!
letstrythis 0
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Stupid hamsters. They, and the rest of their rodent friends helped transmit the plague. Idiots.. #11 - Yup
carrie21_xo 0
Actually, fleas spread the plague.
pinkalicious224 7
Exactly. This man is a dumb fck.
ur_bf_is_an_ass 0
OMG, your bf is such a downie. I hope he falls down a flight of stairs into a pit full of dirty smelly syringes. Where he slowly bleeds to death and catches all kinds of funky diseases. Then i hope someone comes and gently smeers hamster guts all over his face. Far out, why the hell does anyone stomp on a small furry animal? And if he cant tell the difference between a mouse and a hamster he should be sent to every special education class your country's government should provide. But the again, that would be a waste of tax payers money. Coz hes clearly a complete douche. Instead he should be sacrficed on a alter of gold to please the heathen gods. HI michael
GirlX 0
although it sucks for you, i think this is a bigger fml for the hamster... although technically the phrase "fml" doesnt really apply anymore. poor little guy.
MishMashMosh 20
It should be FIMDEAD
mattmag 0
something similar happened to my sister's class hamster. except my cat was responsible. that's why the stupid things shouldn't try so hard to escape their cages.
Fataliity 2
Cats don't stomp on hamsters.
Rallred32 20
Or do they?
MrJentipede 2
Avenge the hamster.
meaganwas 0
...what the Hell kind of psycho stomps on a small furry creature?
TheDarkCynder 2
This.
sunshinedust_fml 1
#11...woman's work? I think we've moved on from the middle ages
poopooface 0
If your boyfriend isn't smart enough to be able to tell a hamster from a mouse then... you definitely need a new (smarter) boyfriend. Why the hell would your boyfriend even STEP on a mouse in the first place?